Mal Humor Ou Quotes & Sayings

The reporter is the daily prisoner of clocked facts. On all working days, he is expected to do his best in one swift swipe at each story. — Jim Bishop

Change is one of my favourite words. — Carol Vorderman

Texas sharpshooter fallacy: Imagine that you are driving down a country road in Texas. You see a barn that has six targets painted on it, and a bullet hole at the very center of each target. "Yes sir," says the owner of the barn, "I never miss." "That's right," says his spouse, "there ain't a man in the state of Texas who's more accurate with a paint brush." Got it? He fired the six shots, and then painted the targets around them. — John V. Guttag

I had a goal. Step one has been accomplished.
And now I will see it through to the end. — Tahereh Mafi

As we settle into 2013, I predict this: We'll see companies that promote this shift from private ownership thrive. More people will be able to access things they simply don't need to own, and they'll save money and live better, cleaner, green lives doing it. — Lynn Jurich

The inherited tradition is that we don't tell stories about slavery from the perspective of the slave. It's told through the president or the lawyer. — Chiwetel Ejiofor

I'm a late developer. — Kristin Scott Thomas

Don't let them know they're getting to you. — Kiera Cass

Everybody who runs a Web site knows we're not assured of compatibility, and we could end up with a split. — Tim Berners-Lee

So what's the problem?'
'No problem. There's no problem. Don't ever say what's the problem, nthat's the negative way of looking at things, you know like is the bottle half empty or half full, know what I mean, every problem is also an opportunity, the question here is what opportunity does this present us with?'
'It seems to me', said Ernest stubbornly, 'that this opportunity presents us with a problem. Is there a director that Virginia would like? — Jonathan Lynn

In the bibulous days of Shakespeare, the peg tankard, a species of wassail or wish-health bowl, was still in use. Introduced to restrain intemperance, it became a cause of it, as every drinker was obliged to drink down to the peg. We get our expression of taking a man "a peg lower," or taking him "down a peg," from this custom. — William Shakespeare