Maksymowicz Plaster Quotes & Sayings

What if there were no hypothetical questions? — George Carlin

Life isn't about the things you can't have... It is about those blessings you do find along the way. — A. Lee Martinez

My cousin once told me, 'You're tall, you're handsome - and you're gonna have to apologize for it the rest of your life.' He imparted that information to me. — Orlando Bloom

So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radnor, down to current times, where you have Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Kristen Wiig. — Chelsea Peretti

Love is seldom - almost never - an even proposition. Someone always
loves more. — Emily Giffin

how does religion weigh us down?" "If you believe in an afterlife where you will live forever in paradise, why bother going to so much trouble to make a paradise here and live forever in it now? That's a lot of work for nothing. — Jasper T. Scott

When a man must choose between nothing and everything he has small choice. — Bernard Cornwell

In Los Angeles, it's always nice out. In New York, it can be nice out or horrifying. You really have no idea what you're going to get on any given day. — Bruce Eric Kaplan

Too young for Korea, too old for Vietnam. — Don DeLillo

Ten minutes to purchase her. One hour to get her lips wrapped around my cock. Three days to taste her juices. Four days to pop her cherry. Two weeks to lose my fucking mind. Shit. — C.L. Parker

In the quiet moments, listen to your heart; where it wanders is where your truth lays. — Nikki Rowe

Relatively speaking, the mind controls the body but who or what controls the mind? — Christopher Dines

I was walking home alone from school and I was wearing a dress. A dude drove by and yelled, "Nice tits." Embarrassed and enraged, I screamed after him, "Suck my dick. — Tina Fey

Damn it!" Ethan hissed through his teeth when my fist collided with his stomach.
"You al reallyl need to stop fucking cursing. — J.J. McAvoy

I hate overweight, because it implies that there's a weight standard I should be adhering to. — Camryn Manheim