Major On Majors Quotes & Sayings

I had planned to be a psychology major, but I bombed introductory psychology. — Robert Sternberg

What is your major malfunction? — R. Lee Ermey

Rewrite your major goals every day, in the present tense, exactly as if they already existed — Brian Tracy

Before this war is over, I intend to be a Major General or a corpse. — Isaac R. Trimble

The major key to your better future is you. — Jim Rohn

Don't sweat the small stuff; however, on the key stuff, sweat everything. — Orrin Woodward

Those who have not undergone minor disasters are usually being held in reserve for something major — Gore Vidal

Most of Ayn Rand's major characters are already formed at the start of the stories. — Jeff Britting

And Jet, I thought the Major was a lady suffragette. — Paul McCartney

There is still plenty of good music to be written in C major. — Arnold Schoenberg

I was recently voted best standup never to win a major. — Andy Kindler

Being an English major prepares you for impersonating authority. — Garrison Keillor

I want to be known as a good major-leaguer, and good major-leaguers work to become good. — Alex Rodriguez

Do something to move yourself toward your major goal every day. — Brian Tracy

A major golf tournament is 40,000 sadists watching 144 masochists. — Thomas Boswell

The thing about being on the majors, from the beginning, going into this, I was like, "I'm not going to be treated like a factory," because that's never the way it was done before. You're talking about a major label, we're talking about serious business; you're not an artist anymore, you're a business, you have to work in terms of product, you have to release a product, and I don't really think that way at all. — Beth Ditto

Every major move in my life was done instinctively. — T.D. Jakes

I don't really believe in a creative-writing major as an undergraduate. It's a bad idea, terrible. I've met creative-writing majors from other places and they don't know a goddamn thing. They're the worst students. They just think they're good because they could pass. — Barry Hannah

At most schools, if you switch majors, you basically start over. That means more semesters ... and more money. The former might be appealing, but the latter is a major problem for a demographic already saddled with student debt. — Brian Shactman

When I got to the Senate, one of the things that most bothered me is this lack of urgency about the major issues. — Marco Rubio

Non-conformism is the major, perhaps the only, sin of our time. — Robert M. Lindner

Resisting what is happening is a major cause of suffering, — Pema Chodron

I was an undergrad math major and a grad student in computer science. I'm hugely introverted, not atypical of math majors. — Judith Faulkner

The rest of the place was so dilapidated-but-trying that some of its offices and classrooms were still housed in old buildings abandoned by the neighboring State Mental Hospital, unfit for the mentally challenged but perfetly fine for "educating" the parated of probably-ought-to-major-in-business willfully ignorant know-nothings that rotated in and out of its former cells for a couple of months each semester before dropping out. — Mark Panek

The web is just going to be one more of those major change factors that businesses face every decade. — Steve Jobs

I'm in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn't even know I exist. And what's worse, she can prove it. — Arj Barker

The solution is not that people need to major in marketing in college, but that their liberal education should be more structured and demanding. Majors should have some required sequence of basic courses, as in economics. — Fareed Zakaria

Million bucks won't see you through a major health crisis. — Jack Nicholson

To serve grand ideas with a major work is not bad, nor is it all there's to art. — Vaclav Havel

Don't major on the fall, major on getting up! — Jerry Savelle

A major stimulant to creative thinking is focused questions. — Brian Tracy

I want to go to Berkeley and major in music. — Cheyenne Kimball

Every setback has a major comeback, — Russell Wilson

[B]ipartisanship means tarring and feathering politicans from both major parties. — Glenn Reynolds

You can establish a presence on the internet; you can have just as much of a presence as a major company or anyone else. — Lester Bowie

We must not become so preoccupied looking for "major" miracles that we miss all the daily ones. — Mark Hart

I was always interested in medicine and I was actually a pre-med major. — Boris Kodjoe

The church is a major bureaucracy, and major bureaucracies are disobedient to the gospel. — Philip Berrigan

I love classical music. It has left a major mark on my playing. — Slash

I'm going to do what any self-respecting English major would do: pull something out of my ass. — Beth Kendrick