Majik Water Quotes & Sayings

Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined. — Josh Billings

My father had lived through wars and troubles, and it left him with a sense that nothing lasted but what a man made of himself. — Louis L'Amour

Your soul tells you when it's time to move on. — Oprah Winfrey

There is much in the Bible against which every instinct of my being rebels, so much that I regret the necessity which has compelled me to read it through from beginning to end. I do not think that the knowledge which I have gained of its history and sources compensates me for the unpleasant details it has forced upon my attention. — Helen Keller

Oh man. If I had magic powers ... I would hope that I would use them for good. I think I would. But I would do something pretty trivial like making traffic disappear. — Nick Stahl

Excuse me, I must go and putt — P.G. Wodehouse

Meditation is yoga for the mind, just as there is yoga of the body. — Poonam Dhandhania

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. — Niccolo Machiavelli

A lot of times you go to a concert, and when you leave, you don't know anything more about the act then when you got there. — Bill Engvall

Please. I don't make sense with you and you don't make sense without me and you know it. we only ever worked together. — R.K. Lilley

Ghost! I miss him! Is that weird? I miss him even though I invented him. I feel a lot of tenderness toward him. I don't write a lot of stuff that is sad or that is tender and affectionate, so that has a very special place in my heart. — Mallory Ortberg