Maitzi Quotes & Sayings

My parents could not be more Italian. — Edoardo Ponti

In all ages the people have honored those who dishonored them. They have worshiped their destroyers; they have canonized the most gigantic liars, and buried the great thieves in marble and gold. Under the loftiest monuments sleeps the dust of murder. — Robert G. Ingersoll

Smoking is similar to hitting yourself over the head with
a hammer because, when you stop, you feel better — Allan Pease

If you subsidize apples, you get more apples; if you subsidize unemployment, you get more of it. — Charles Krauthammer

The world has seen more believers in times of troubles than in peace and joy. — Deepak Rana

I don't believe in miracles, but if the need is great, a girl might make her own miracle. — Julie Berry

We are all dependent upon the investment of capital. — William Howard Taft

All these do-gooders make it sound like you just have to repent and off you go to heaven, but what about all the atrocities the Catholic religion did to us? Who pays for that! They just took over our lives!! — Stephen Richards

When he said good evening you felt that it was a good evening and that it was partly his doing that it was. — L.M. Montgomery