Maitresses Madeline Quotes & Sayings

Your federal government needs your money so that it can perform vital services for you that you would not think up yourself in a million years. — Dave Barry

When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'. — Robert Morley

So did you use magic to make the hut, miss?"
"I didn't have to," said Tiffany. "The magic was already here. — Terry Pratchett

Why don't I like crowds? I suppose the worst possible thing I could say is that I don't like people, and that crowds are just collections of people. That seems like a very nihilistic way to look at the world. — Chuck Klosterman

I never knew that Americans would take up soccer, and it's a gender-free sport in high school there. — Mal Peet

At the end of the day, if you're going to buy a can of Coke, you want the real thing. — Richie Sambora