Mahmutovit Quotes & Sayings

Some of us are inclined to look to the weaknesses and shortcomings of others in order to expand our own comfort zone. — Marvin J. Ashton

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. — Richard Armour

I use a Blackberry. I'm so behind on mobile communication technology, I think a smartwatch may be too far a leap. — Derek Blasberg

The present is burthened too much with the past. — Nathaniel Hawthorne

Last time I looked, I didn't have a pussy, so cut all the romantic shit"
"babe, if that's romance to you, you've been with guys who've been doing it wrong. Really goddamned wrong — S.E. Jakes

The way I see it, there are just 2 ways to go, livin' fast or dyin' slow! Which way you gonna go? — Robert Earl Keen

Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see. — Steven Wright

Imagine, the task force guy says, telling a passenger on arrival that a dildo kept her baggage on the East Coast. Sometimes it's even a man. It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Use the indefinite article. A dildo. Never your dildo. — Chuck Palahniuk