Magulong Mundo Quotes & Sayings

In high school football, the coach kept me on the bench all year. On the last game of the season, the crowd was yelling, We want Youngman! We want Youngman! The coach says, Youngman - go see what they want! — Henny Youngman

Especially as I was an old friend, or at least I was a person she had known for a long time, which after a certain point is almost the same thing ... — Julian Fellowes

To me the biggest waste of time is commuting. First, there is no place that is less than a two-hour commute from New York. You can be half a mile outside of the city limits; you're two hours away by car. I don't care how close they tell you it is. "Oh, it's only thirty miles." Thirty miles? At 8:30 in the morning, thirty miles outside New York, you might as well be starting out in Omaha. — Fran Lebowitz

Woman, I tell you, is a microcosm; and rightly to rule her, requires as great talents as to govern a state. — Samuel Foote

Of what use were the arts if they were only the reproduction and the imitation of life? — Alfred De Vigny

She was so pale she could have been moonlight. — Thylias Moss

It was two weeks before Christmas. A slow time of year for raising the dead. — Laurell K. Hamilton

The stock market goes nuts over any company that so much as mentions the word Internet. All this proves to me is that the boneheads on Wall Street are as dumb as they were in college when they had to switch their majors to business to keep from flunking out. — John C. Dvorak