Magnifying Funny Quotes & Sayings

Passion is not friendly. It is arrogant,
superbly contemptuous of all that is not
itself, and, as they very definition of passion
implies the impulse to freedom, it has a might
intimidiating power. It contains a challenge.
It contains an unspeakable hope. — James Baldwin

It is my opinion that human history can make no sense unless evil doings are recognized for what they are, and that they are bearable only if somehow they may be redeemed. — Simon Conway Morris

He who begins by seeking God within himself may end by confusing himself with God. — B. B. Warfield

Ingenuity is the ability to solve difficult problems, often in an original and creative way. — Pearl Zhu

EAT THE FISH, BITCH! — Tracy Letts

What you love is your own love. It's not love, it's selfishness. It's not me you think of, but what you feel about me. — John Fowles

As with many other folk beliefs, 'feng-shui' undoubtedly incorporates some scientifically correct observation or received wisdom based on direct experience of natural phenomena; but it needs to be dealt with skeptically as a credible system of thought. Some feng-shui prescriptions can certainly lead to desirable results. — Martin Filler

The Word of God is the wisdom of God. It makes no difference how educated you are, how many books you've read, or what you think you know in life, or about life; if you don't have the Word in you, you can't function in the wisdom of God. — Chris Oyakhilome

Novels, like human beings, usually have their beginnings in the dark. — Rita Mae Brown

Deal with it before it happens. Set things in order before there is confusion. — Laozi

Kids are always asked, What are you going to be when you grow up? I needed an answer. So instead of saying, a fireman, or a policeman, I said, a reporter. — Charles Kuralt

What's worse than cancer? Leprosy. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The honor of a nation is its life. Deliberately to abandon it is to commit an act of political suicide. — Alexander Hamilton

The best advice is not to write what you know, it's to write what you like. Write the kind of story you like best - write the story you want to read. The same principle applies to your life and your career: — Austin Kleon

In a broad systems sense, an organism's environment is indistinguishable from the organism itself. — Kevin Kelly

Val had a horrific image of Lisa peering through a magnifying glass like a grotesquely teenybopper version of Nancy Drew - in jeggings. — Nenia Campbell