Magical Negro Quotes & Sayings

I'm just wondering if I'll feel it when it happens. Will I get really full? Like, is there room in me for that? Your cock is ginormous. I don't know how cum will fit, too. I should cum on your cock first to see what that feels like. Cumming on your fingers was spectacular. — Alexa Riley

This is a test. This is only a test. If this was my actual life I'd be famous, rich, and thin. — Becky Adams

And when you started looking into Roger East, it was almost like he had disappeared from history. — Anthony LaPaglia

Nobody can miss you unless you go away. — Paul Westerberg

The Magical Negro rested his red cane on his shoulder and leisurely strolled into the forest to see if he could find him some hobbits, castles, dragons, princesses, and all that other shit. — Nnedi Okorafor

Modern life is given over to immoderation. Immoderation invades everything: actions and thought, public and private life. — Simone Weil

Love is just an institution ... — J. Tillman

Judgment is discernment on a bad hair day. — Mary Anne Radmacher

There isn't anyone to help you. Only me. And I'm the beast. — William Golding

Einstein created an unstoppable "intellectual chain reaction," an avalanche of pulsing, chattering neurons and memes that will ring for an eternity — Clifford A. Pickover

There are so many things we expect God to do: lead us, bring good people into our life, give us a life of abundance, make us happy, fix our problems, fix other people, triumph over our enemies, etc. However, why do so many people think they will get any of this if they choose not to live righteously? If you choose to hurt other people and not take any responsibility for it or live your life as if everyone else is the problem, except you then God is going to lead you back to the same people, same places, same situations so you can fix the same problem you ran from. God is not standing in your future telling you to forget what you did. He is standing in front of you telling you to go back and undo what you did! He leads you to places that change who you are. He doesn't lead you to places to forget who you are. — Shannon L. Alder