Magic School Bus Carlos Quotes & Sayings

All us humans are fouled on both ends. One we shit out of, and the other we talk shit out of. — Joe R. Lansdale

Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too. — Frank Zappa

Women are still in emotional bondage as long as we need to worry that we might have to make a choice between being heard and being loved. — Marianne Williamson

Any given thing on the face of the earth could reveal the history of all things — Paulo Coelho

I have a friend who says that roles choose you at the time that you need them most, and you have to believe, as an actor, if you didn't get a part that you really, really wanted, and it went to someone else, it was because it was theirs to begin with. — Emma Stone

It has been said that love robs those who have it of their wit, and gives it to those who have none. — Denis Diderot

Could a man decide, 'I am right, and everyone else is wrong?'
No evidence of a malfunction, he thought. I am not a coward. Neither am I insane.
His heart cried, 'I am disgusted with this purposeless war. I shall quit fighting it. — Walter M. Miller Jr.

There is someone who is living my life. And I know nothing about him. — Luigi Pirandello

The laws say that none among men may be alone, ever and at any time, for this is the great transgression and the root of all evil. — Ayn Rand

You think people are some kind of pure, white feathered birds flying in the clouds. They're not. They're pigs and they love to wallow in the mud and dirt. — Fannie Flagg

Listen, if anything happens to Yoko and me, it was not an accident. — John Lennon

And then there will be the times when I see you laughing. Like the time you'll be playing with the neighbor's puppy, poking your hands through the chain-link fence separating our back yards, and you'll be laughing so hard you'll start hiccupping. The puppy will run inside the neighbor's house, and your laughter will gradually subside, letting you catch your breath. Then the puppy will come back to the fence to lick your fingers again, and you'll shriek and start laughing again. It will be the most wonderful sound I could ever imagine, a sound that makes me feel like a fountain, or a wellspring. — Ted Chiang