Magic Hat Beer Cap Quotes & Sayings

We're both pretty lousy, but together we are better than ten others. — Keith Richards

Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald. — Evan Esar

I hate my muscles. I'm not Venus Williams. I'm not Serena Williams, I don't want to look like they look. — Anna Kournikova

The great trick with a woman is to get rid of her while she think's she's rid of you. — Soren Kierkegaard

He called it a mastodon (which means, a touch unexpectedly, "nipple-teeth"). — Bill Bryson