Madtv Season Quotes & Sayings

Bachelor parties are for the married guys. — Christine Teigen

Russians consider themselves civilized Europeans, but have to endure the humiliation of daily encounters with officials that belong in a squalid dictatorship. — Oliver Bullough

The stranger might laugh and seem to enjoy the writing, but you hug to yourself the thought that they didn't quite understand its force and quality the way you do - just as your friends (thank heavens) don't also fall in love with the person you are going on and on about to them. — Stephen Fry

I can never leave a bookstore without buying a book. I read four or five at a time. — Mireille Guiliano

I've pretty much decided you're a CIA agent. — Anna Durand

I cannot raise my worth too high; Of what vast consequence am I! "Not of the importance you suppose," Replies a Flea upon his nose; "Be humble, learn thyself to scan; Know, pride was never made for man. — John Gay

Once you understand who you are, you can become more of what you are. — Linda Deir

Fortunately we have learnt to combine these ideas, not in the mutual toleration of sub-contraries, but in the affirmation of contraries, that transcending of the laws of intellect which is madness in the ordinary man, genius in the Overman who hath arrived to strike off more fetters from our understanding. — Aleister Crowley

Life was so simple when apples and blackberries were fruit, a tweet was the sound of nature, and facebooks were photo albums — Carl Henegan

Love does not make you weak; it is the absence of it that does. — Melissa De La Cruz

How, in looser language, does the part of the probability wave in Andromeda, and everywhere else, "know" to drop to zero simultaneously?19 — Brian Greene

One thing only I know, and that is that I know nothing. — Jostein Gaarder

Time is an imp - a pesky, little, hellish troll that hastens the clock when I smile but then delays the passing of minutes when I frown. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I'm a family oriented guy; I've personally started four or five this year. — David Lee Roth

The only tangible evidence of the enemy's existence so far was dead bodies, but strangely, the dead were somehow less, did not match the fear and terror they inspired, much like one could not imagine flight from the evidence of a dead bird on the ground. — Tatjana Soli