Madtv Dr Phil Quotes & Sayings

Know this too: Some people won't like you, and you won't like everyone. That's okay. None of that matters. What matters is meeting like-minded people who get you, accept you, and will do anything for you. Even if that means pegging some poor kid in the face with a snowball and sitting against a playground wall on a cold, snowy day. — Connor Franta

The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples. — Valerie Solanas

The Easter Bunny could have come down the chimney armed with machine guns and opened fire on the house, and everyone would have been less surprised. — Kelly Oram

An honorable man would have given her up before she fell in love, choosing a small hurt over a bigger one later. But I wasn't that honorable. I wanted her more than I'd wanted anything in a long time, and I would have her until she couldn't bear it any longer. — C.D. Reiss

When you're younger you have so many ideas about yourself; everything is important. It's not when you look back, nothing is that important. It's only life. — Anthony Hopkins

too. -In the Jets Super Bowl III win over the Colts, Matt Snell would put together the first 100 yard rushing game in Super Bowl history when he carried the ball 30 times for 121 yards and a touchdown. -Singer Aaron Neville was the first person to sing the national anthem at two different Super Bowls. He first did it at Super Bowl XXIV in New Orleans and then did it again at Super Bowl XL in Detroit. -Quarterback Joe Namath won the MVP Award of Super Bowl III without even throwing a touchdown pass. -At one point in Super Bowl XLI the Colts called eight straight rushing plays and all of them were hand offs to running back Dominic Rhodes. --Cowboys running back Duane Thomas was the — Mark Peters

I believe for the first time in history, entrepreneurship is now a viable career. — Eric Ries

Humor (is) the process that allows one to brush reality aside when it gets too distressing. — Andre Breton

I had some adventures at the White House, but hardly enough to fill a full memoir. — Christopher Buckley

She looked hurt. Hurt means she cares. It's indifference that should scare you. — Katie McGarry

We find our happiness to the extent to which we use our minds to bless the world, for that is the natural use of the mind. It is the reason we were born. — Marianne Williamson

I refused to look back. I wasn't dumb enough to turn around and peek over my shoulder. I was the type who yelled at the girls in scary movies who did so. — Amelia Hutchins

To look, to record, to inscribe, to reproduce, to imitate, to reveal, to imagine are for me the seven keys of photographic imagination. — Jean-Francois Chevrier

Not God
with wine,
nor death,
nor hate for a cry,
but God with a song — Hilda Doolittle

The great are eternally at the mercy of tiny men. And also, tiny madwomen. — Salman Rushdie