Madestl Quotes & Sayings

I have a Ph.D. in masturbation. — Amelie Nothomb

It all gave a pleasant illusion of eternity, this quiet sailing under a perfect sky towards a horizon perpetually five miles ahead, never nearer. — Patrick O'Brian

My parents can take themselves off on a scenic tour of hell before they tell me who my friends will be, Gan said pleasantly. — Mercedes Lackey

Our commitment to this founding principle is especially relevant today. Americans are united as rarely before in compassion and generosity for our fellow citizens whose lives have been devastated by Hurricane Katrina, The powerful winds and floodwater of Katrina tore away the mask that has hidden from public view the many Americans who are left out and left behind. — Edward Kennedy

I can tell you one thing. I've done this my way. I don't have anybody to blame for this win but me, and I love it. — John Daly

Of course,it had to be just a rebound thing. There was no way I was interested in this arrogant, obnoxious jerk. No matter how hot he might be. — Jenna Black

Lesson number one, she muttered, love is beyond your grasp. Lesson two: nowhere is it written that you're guaranteed fairness. And three: there's only right and wrong. — Sandy Blair

What can you do if they're born stupid ,they're going to be stupid what can you do. — Lou Silluzio

People want to give advice but can't take it themselves. — Kathryn Hahn