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Madea Witness Protection Funny Quotes By Ogden Nash

A bird in the open never looks Like its picture in the birdie books - Or if it once did, it has changed its plumage, And plunges you back into ignorant gloomage. — Ogden Nash

Madea Witness Protection Funny Quotes By Georges Pompidou

Your city is remarkable not only for its beauty. It is also, of all the cities in the United States, the one whose name, the world over, conjures up the most visions and more than any other, incites one to dream. — Georges Pompidou

Madea Witness Protection Funny Quotes By Christopher Gadsden

The House of Commons, refused to receive the addresses of the colonies, when the matter was pending; besides, we hold our rights neither from them nor from the Lords. — Christopher Gadsden

Madea Witness Protection Funny Quotes By Marty Feldman

In retrospect, come to think of it, isn't everything seen in retrospect? — Marty Feldman

Madea Witness Protection Funny Quotes By Rodrigo Santoro

I don't want to be in a position where I'm playing roles I'm comfortable with and making money, but doing it without feeling like I'm growing. — Rodrigo Santoro

Madea Witness Protection Funny Quotes By Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The best part of human language, properly so called, is derived from reflection on the acts of the mind itself. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Madea Witness Protection Funny Quotes By John C. McGinley

My son, Max, was born the day Princess Di died. — John C. McGinley

Madea Witness Protection Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha

Give yourself without expecting any return. — Debasish Mridha

Madea Witness Protection Funny Quotes By Lauren Oliver

Stop your idiocy, Sandra, please. For once in your death. — Lauren Oliver

Madea Witness Protection Funny Quotes By Sunday Adelaja

The kingdom is not represented by an expression of religious traditions — Sunday Adelaja

Madea Witness Protection Funny Quotes By Andrew Plotkin

If C++ has taught me one thing, it's this: Just because the system is consistent doesn't mean it's not the work of Satan. — Andrew Plotkin

Madea Witness Protection Funny Quotes By Ed Rollins

By the time you get to year six, there's never a break ... and you get tired. There's always a crisis. It wears you down. This has been a White House that hasn't really had much change at all. There is a fatigue factor that builds up. You sometimes don't see the crisis approaching. You're not as on guard as you once were. — Ed Rollins

Madea Witness Protection Funny Quotes By David Foster Wallace

I wasn't all that attracted to writing originally. I read a great deal. My parents read a great deal. I do know that as my interest in tennis waned, my interest in academics increased. I mean, I started doing my homework in high school and discovering that it was somewhat fun. And then in college I barely even played on the team because just classes were much more interesting. — David Foster Wallace