Madea Diary Of A Mad Black Woman Quotes & Sayings

Winston Churchill was famous for his SARCASTIC and SARDONIC comments. Here are two well-known examples: Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are a drunk. Churchill: Madame, you are ugly. In the morning I shall be sober, and you will still be ugly. Nancy Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison. Churchill: If I were your husband, I would take it. — Direct Hits

I think if you're an actor you kind of have to be willing to look stupid. — Heather Graham

Art is animated by invisible forces that rule the universe. — Leopold Sedar Senghor

The press was to serve the governed, not the governors. — Hugo Black

My old dance teacher, Jimmy Wilde, a former European ballroom dancing champion, was so sophisticated. — Anton Du Beke

Nobody can teach you how to like something. You can like it, or you can pretend to like it, in order to make someone happy. — Lemony Snicket

I love to tell stories and this is my way of getting them down on paper. — Eli Wallach

Life is not a beauty contest, some [ugly people] are great. What I hate is nasty, ugly people ... the worst is ugly, short men. Women can be short, but for men it is impossible. It is something that they will not forgive in life ... they are mean and they want to kill you. — Karl Lagerfeld

Michael Bloomfield was the antithesis of a collector ... he didn't care how old a guitar was; all he wanted was something that sounded good when played it ... and he cared nothing about the collectibility of an instrument ... his philosophy was "A good player can make any guitar sound good" ... to Michael, a guitar was just a tool ... — Nick Gravenites

I am a black woman the music of my song some sweet arpeggio of tears is written in a minor key and I can be heard humming in the night Can be heard humming in the night — Mari Evans

Did she make you laugh? Did she love you as much as you loved her? Did she protect you and warm you and keep you from suffering? Valentine turned her eyes away from him, unable to face the empty answer in his face but not wanting to stop saying what she had thought for so long. I saw how fascinating her mystery was to you. For my part, I think that the mystery is always greatest where there is the most-emptiness. A person full of life is never mysterious, on the contrary. — Judith Krantz

I'm a big karaoke fan and I also love Justin Bieber unashamedly. — Evan Rachel Wood

A policewoman, State, in a white paper hazmat suit, half unzipped, was standing in the middle of Porter, eating a pulled-pork sandwich. Flynne liked her haircut. Wondered if Tommy did. Then she wondered where you got a pulled-pork sandwich, this time of night. — William Gibson

The things one experiences alone with oneself are very much stronger and purer. — Eugene Delacroix

Conquer no man but thyself. — Lailah Gifty Akita