Madea Christmas Movie 2013 Quotes & Sayings

My God, you big dark handsome brute! I ought to throw a Buick at you. — Raymond Chandler

No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'. — Max Beerbohm

When I was a kid, I'd wake up extraordinarily early every morning and turn on the television, scanning for episodes of 'The Jetsons.' For some reason, I loved the notion of a future where there would be flying cars, supercomputers, and most of all, robot maids to take care of the chores. — Ben Shapiro

I rescue families who are losing their homes because they have no jobs and they can't pay the mortgage and the banks are foreclosing on their homes. — Will.i.am

He was an arsehole, but, God, she looked at Richard sometimes, the racing bike, the way he did the crossword in pencil first. There were evenings when she wanted Dad to ride in off the plains, all dust and sweat and tumbleweed, kick open the saloon doors and stick some bullet holes in those fucking art books. — Mark Haddon

Some people will never know how close they really were to success because they threw in the towel right before their big break. — Dawn Gluskin

If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler. — Jack Lambert

Those of us forged in the crucibles of difference know that survival is not an academic skill. — Audre Lorde

When you're three, you don't draw what you see
you draw upon your imagination. Nobody tells you to stop putting wings on people, unless you have a most unfortunate preschool teacher. You are intoxicated by your own magic. — Kirsten Hubbard

After life's fitful fever he sleeps well. Treason has done his worst. Nor steel nor poison, malice domestic, foreign levy, nothing can touch him further. — William Shakespeare

Our brain is continuously being shaped - we can take more responsibility for our own brain by cultivating positive influences. — Richard Davidson