Mad Tv Stewart Quotes & Sayings

It is not a mind, it is not a body that we educate, but it is a man, and we must not make two parts of him. — Michel De Montaigne

You can tell me anything, her eyes say, because I will see the beauty in everything you say. — Rene Denfeld

I love this game, I love this sport, I love this league. Why don't I get my own team? (English Premiership football club) — Roman Abramovich

Wisdom is born of the foolish things one does for love. — Marty Rubin

Columbia University, where I went to study in 1993, insisted its undergraduates learn a foreign language, so I discovered French. — Aravind Adiga

I remain deeply concerned about falling wages and the lack of good jobs for Americans. Too many of our citizens are either stuck in place or falling behind, and too often their needs are forgotten. — Jeff Sessions

Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen. — Conan O'Brien

The sense of his own beauty came on him like a revelation. He had never felt it before. Basil Hallward's compliments — Oscar Wilde

Look at him, he's slain another dangling participle. — Skip Coryell

I was too shy to go and meet Princess Diana. — John Deacon

It's the face and the body and the thing that we hide inside that can keep us from the world, but my voice is my voice. — Idina Menzel

So when's your date?" I had to work on being less obvious. "Tomorrow." "Good. If you said there wasn't a date I was going to smack you. — Priscilla West