Mackerras Brahms Quotes & Sayings

I'm normally a burger and chips girl - such a cheap date. — Sheridan Smith

American women drove hard bargains and the ended up looking the worst for it. The few natural American women left were mostly in Texas and Louisiana. — Charles Bukowski

Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy. — Anthony Jeselnik

At the edge of the pit, she launches herself into the air: Jane of the Jungle, the Human Volleyball, Centrifugal Force Girl. For four seconds, she flies. And of those four seconds, she only screams in terror for three. — Rachel Sharp

Shame can kill the imagination. It's hard to keep writing in the face of cultural derision. — Eloisa James

Ireland is a good place to start out as a filmmaker. If what you do is good, even at a very small scale, it will get recognized. — Lenny Abrahamson

I don't know how to read. I get all my news from Jon Stewart every day. — Ira Glass