Maciejko Alyssa Quotes & Sayings

Bitch, I'm here to tell you that it's going to be all right. We'll get through this shit, motherfucker, just you wait. — David Sedaris

When it comes to improv, Specifics beget specifics. — Craig Cackowski

There's nothing to be scared of, right Akhol?"
He said nothing as he stepped toward the rushing water that rolled around a big rock and was swallowed whole by impenetrable darkness.
"Right?" Andrew repeated, his voice swallowed by the sound of rushing water.
Akhol didn't respond again. He tapped a foot above the water before he stepped in and disappeared beneath the surface in one fluid motion. — Laura Kreitzer

In one sphere above all others, Anne Boleyn still had the power to influence him, and that was in the case of church reform. Anne was a passionate and sincere evangelical, the owner of a library of controversial reformist literature, and she was sympathetic to radical and even Lutheran ideas. — Alison Weir

Marriage is rarely bliss But, surely it would be worse As particles to pelt At thousands of miles per sec About a universe In which a lover's kiss Would either not be felt Or break the loved one's neck. — W. H. Auden

South Park called ... they want their everything back. — Jeff Ross

Discovery is the ability to be puzzled by simple things. — Noam Chomsky

Every reader should remember the diffidence of Socrates, and repair by his candour the injuries of time: he should impute the seeming defects of his author to some chasm of intelligence, and suppose that the sense which is now weak was once forcible — Samuel Johnson

I gave up writing blurbs because you make one friend and 200 enemies. — Leslie Fiedler

If anyone wants a hole in the ground, nuclear explosives can make big holes — Edward Teller

Essentially, Iran was sanctioned because of what had happened at Fordow, its unwillingness to comply with previous U.N. security resolutions about their nuclear program, and as part of the package of sanctions that was slapped on them, the issue of arms and ballistic missiles were included. — Barack Obama

Man? What man? I thought it was a punching bag! — Sherrilyn Kenyon