Macgruber Sketch Quotes & Sayings

In the intelligent man faith is the only remedy for anguish.
The fool is cured by "reason," "progress," alcohol, work. — Nicolas Gomez Davila

The truth is I like the crazy ones better than the well-behaved ones normally because they tend to be the passionate ones. They never come after you if you're holding up your end. The only thing that's bad about an abusive director is that they bully the people they can. — Willem Dafoe

If I had only one more round to play, I would choose to play it at Pebble Beach. I've loved this course from the first time I saw it. It's possibly the best in the world. — Jack Nicklaus

God comes first. Paradise is not cheap. — Hakeem Olajuwon

I'm a sort of like post-modern vegetarian, I eat meat ... Ironically. — Bill Bailey

Going around under an umbrella interferes with one's looking up at the sky. — Jerzy Kosinski

No one is keeping a score. We're all just trying to do the right thing. — Jude Watson

We did the 'MacGruber' Super Bowl spot for Pepsi, which generated some outside interest. We have a sketch where a guy blows up after 90 seconds. How are we going to make that into a movie? — Jorma Taccone

I suddenly understand why people describe kissing as melting because every square inch of my body dissolves into his. My fingers grip his hair, pulling him closer. My veins throb and my heart explodes. I have never wanted anyone like this before. Ever. — Stephanie Perkins

I'd worked with Mel Harris before, I love working with her, she's great. — David Keith

But the praises of father or mother do our Selves good, and comfort them and make them beautiful. — George MacDonald

One should not chug an entire glass of wine at an elegant dinner party. I start hacking and coughing, having practically water-boarded myself out of sheer humiliation. — Lisa Daily