Mac Mcguff Quotes & Sayings

What this letter does is bring us into an atmosphere in which the institution could only wilt and die. — F.F. Bruce

What indeed is life, unless so far as it is enjoyed? It does not merit the name. — William Godwin

On the hinder slope of the hill two little goatherds are tending a flock of goats; one of them is sitting on a rock whittling a crook out of ash, while the other is trying to coax a few tweets out of a reed flute. — Camilo Jose Cela

Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder? — Karl Pilkington

It was one of those rare times of shared happiness, of perfect contentment. We had a feeling of expectation, that what was already wonderful would only get better and better as time went on. These moments are one of the rarest, most fragile things in the world. You have to seize the day; you have to recall all the rotten, dirty things you endured to earn this peace. You have to remember to enjoy each minute, each hour, because although you may feel like it's going to last forever, the world plans otherwise. You want to be grateful for every precious second, but you simply can't do it. It's not in human nature to live life to the fullest. Haven't your ever noticed that equal amounts of pain and joy are not, in fact, equal in duration? Pain drags on until you wonder if life will ever be bearable again; pleasure, though, once it's reached its peak, fades faster than a trodden gardenia, and your memory searches in vain for the sweet scent. — George Alec Effinger

I am always exhausted; I am always trying to find more time to be with my family, which is why they travel with me so much. — John Tesh

Sunshine is a welcome thing. It brings a lot of brightness. — Jimmie Davis

The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole. — George Carlin

This is the world we live in, Gemma, for better or for worse. Make of it what you can, he says, and I pull him to me. — Libba Bray

Remember, it's the quality of your ideas not the quantity that will result in the big money. — Joel Greenblatt

I'm horrible in the mornings. I'm grumpy. — Hugh Grant

Every word that I utter matters and this makes me speechless. — Amit Abraham

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.' I said, 'You'll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.' — Emo Philips