Mabuk Monkey Quotes & Sayings

A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts — Frank Skinner

I grew up not having a father. Golf is the father I never had. It taught me honesty and respect and discipline and it taught me to control my temperament. — George Lopez

But the young educated adults of the 90s
who were, of course, the children of the same impassioned infidelities and divorces Mr. Updike wrote about so
beautifully
got to watch all this brave new individualism and self-expression and sexual freedom deteriorate into the joyless and anomic self-indulgence of the Me Generation. Today's sub-40s have different horrors, prominent among which are anomie and solipsism and a peculiarly American loneliness: the prospect of dying without once having loved something more than yourself. — David Foster Wallace

If it's all connected, I don't like it," I muttered. "All this is too apocalyptic," I said. "I can live with the notion that this world is a Savage Garden, that things are born and die for random reasons, that suffering is irrelevant to the great brutal cycle of life. I can live with all that. But I don't think I can live with great overarching connections — Anne Rice

Courageous people know that old ways of doing things shouldn't stand in the way of a better solution. — Frank Sonnenberg

Life had a way of working out. The lid-for-every-pot theory seemed to work, if you waited long enough and were patient. — Danielle Steel

I have a lot of friends who are involved in everything from Americana to blues to R&B to pop to country. — John Oates

The powers contained in a constitution ... ought to be construed liberally in advancement of the public good. — Alexander Hamilton