Lymphologist Near Quotes & Sayings

I'll tell you a secret. A raven created the world. When Noah sent him out to find land, he couldn't find any. It had all been washed away.

So he created it.

He shat the dry land and he pissed the the fresh water. Then he flew off, laughing fit to burst. So the world eas there for the dove to find.

Really?

They don't admit to it, of course. Who wants to be blamed for creating the world? — Neil Gaiman

There is no simple theological answer to pain; the answer is a relationship with God in the midst of pain. Those who need things in neat little black-and-white packages cannot tolerate such a faith. — Henry Cloud

I spend roughly $80 per year watching bananas go brown. — G.H. Eckel

The most difficult crime to track is the one which is purposeless. — Arthur Conan Doyle

I don't know what it is, but he makes me want to knock down all the walls I've put up and let him inside. And it scares the shit out of me. — Kandi Steiner

In the end, they pardoned me and packed me off to a home for the shell-shocked. Shortly before the end of the war, I was discharged a second time, once again with the observation that I was subject to recall at any time. — George Grosz

I don't mind doing the green-screen stuff at all, and in fact it's a lot like black-box theater, which I did plenty of in New York. — Gabriel Macht

The worst part was that I had things I wanted to tell my mother, too many to count, but none of them would go down so easy. She'd been through too much, between my siters-I could not add to the weight. So instead, I did my best to balance it out, bit by bit, word by word, story by story, even if none of them were true. — Sarah Dessen

Procrastination is probably my worst habit out of many. Especially when it comes to paperwork. — Tom Conti

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. — Marja McGraw

rainmaker: Weird, I didn't know you had such a thing for timid guys.

MirkerLurker: Really does it for me when a guy is paralyzed with fear on a regular basis
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rainmaker: Aw. Sad.

MirkerLurker: What's sad?

rainmaker: That it would never work between us. I'm too courageous. — Francesca Zappia

Every child should learn to program a computer because it will teach you how to think. — Steve Jobs

My motto has always been that anybody can do it better than me. — Paul Orfalea

What could you say about someone who walked daily into his grief and lived at the bottom of its hole and didn't even want to come out? — Marie Rutkoski