Quotes & Sayings About Lying Fake Friends

I'm a hopeless mother; a hopeless wife; I have to try harder. I'm just a pathetic case history, really. — Siobhan Fahey

I don't care how much money you have in the world. It's not about that. It's all about time. — Tionne Watkins

Of course, I think it is legitimate for the Commander-in-Chief to be concerned for the safety of his soldiers. — John Cusack

I've chosen my wedding ring large and heavy to continue forever. But exactly because of that all the time that Dave and I have an argument I feel it like handcuffs, and on anger time I throw it in a basket. Poor Dave, he bought me three wedding rings already! — Carmen Miranda

Some suggested over the weekend that it is wrong to expect Elian Gonzalez to live in a place that tolerates no dissent or freedom of political expression. They were talking about Miami. — Katie Couric

Someone told me I had funny facial expressions. I don't know whether I take that as a compliment or not, but. — Lucy Punch

It is better to live presently. By living thus, perhaps we can learn to understand the nature of this fragile coexistence we share with the world around us. — Colin Meloy

Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies. — Sara Shepard

Don't chew your worries, your suffering, or your projects. That's not good for your health. Just chew the string bean. — Thich Nhat Hanh

I can't die. It would ruin my image. — Jack LaLanne

The U.S. is just in a class by itself in military expenses. It basically matches the rest of the world, and it's far more advanced. — Noam Chomsky

The Bible is not the basis of missions; missions is the basis of the Bible. — Ralph Winter

One of Victor's friends had a pet called "Terry the Truth Cat." When she was little and her father thought she was lying he would pick up the cat and say, "You kids tell me the truth or Terry gets it." I guess it was supposed to help with honesty but it seems pretty fucked up. Plus, I don't think I could threaten a cat. Maybe we could get Terry the Truth Turtle and threaten him with a fake gun. We'd be trying to get our daughter, Hailey, to tell the truth and he'd just hide his head in his shell like, "I'm not part of this. I'm not with you guys." But I don't like guns so maybe we could hold it over a pot of boiling — Jenny Lawson

I was never a class clown or anything like that, but I do remember being in the first grade and my teacher, Mr. Chad, told the class one day that we were going to do some exercises. He meant math exercises, but I stood up and started doing jumping jacks. To this day, I don't know what possessed me to do that, but all my friends cracked up. — Will Ferrell