Lygizos Skokie Quotes & Sayings

One point is certain, that truth is one and immutable; until the jurors all agree, they cannot all be right. — Washington Irving

I am sick of reading on Daily Mail message boards that I am 'one of these foul-mouthed modern comedians' when I am absolutely not. Honestly, who are these cunts? — Stewart Lee

Yes, he's an equal opportunity asshole," Szilard said. "And he's aware of it, which he thinks means it's okay. — John Scalzi

Money does all things for reward. Some are pious and honest as long as they thrive upon it, but if the devil himself gives better wages, they soon change their party. — Seneca The Younger

I always wanted to be a surgeon, because I had a lot of admiration for my father, who is also a surgeon. I also wanted to be a heart surgeon. That was motivated by the fact that my young aunt, a sister of my dad, died in her early 20s of a correctable heart disease. — Magdi Yacoub

There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's then that I scream. Loudly. A real, honest-to-god, banshee-like wail. I mean, I didn't even know my voice could hit an octave that high. — Julie Johnson