Luxuriante Linternaute Quotes & Sayings

Dresses, I find, are impractical in social situations, but I enjoy wearing them a great deal on stage. — Brian Molko

Let no debt remain outstanding, except the continuing debt to love another. — Jon Foreman

All presidents rail against the press. It goes with the turf. — Helen Thomas

Not a lot of contemporary fiction is written about brothers and sisters. Salinger's Franny and Zooey was an inspiration for me. In Franny and Zooey, the sister gets in trouble and the brother comes to help her out. But I wanted to make sure that in my novel the sister had more to do than lie around on a sofa muttering, which is what Franny does for two-thirds of Salinger's novel. — K.M. Soehnlein

I feel like I have one foot in New York, one foot in London and one foot in India. But it's important to me to invest time with family. — Archie Panjabi

When I was in High School I fell for pretty much any girl I ever met. But I was so desperate that I couldn't get any of them because they sensed my desperation! After many, many years, I learned to relax and just be myself. — Jack Black

The Death of Rats nibbled a bit of the pork pie because when you are the personification of the death of small rodents you have to behave in certain ways. He also piddled on one of the turnips for the same reason, although only metaphorically, because when you are a small skeleton in a black robe there are also some things you technically cannot do. — Terry Pratchett

We were all disconnected now. And I didn't know when the switchboard had gone down. What if he'd . . . drowned? — Kresley Cole

One year as his wife, and id have become one of those abject, quaking women who look at their husbands when someone asks them a question. I've always despised that type, but I see how it happens now — Mary Ann Shaffer

A lot of folks that ain't saying 'ain't,' ain't eating. — Dizzy Dean

Now she hates me. I have taught her that, at least. — William Faulkner

With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car. — Rodney Dangerfield

Sometimes I dream so vividly, so expectantly, I wonder if I'm crazy ... — Christy Hall

I was fortunate in that I attended university in Canada in the early 1970s when you could take a true liberal arts degree with no programmes, majors or minors. — O.R. Melling

Kat! Look at this!" my best friend squealed, turning around, holding a huge glass dildo in her hand. Oh, my God. How did I ever let her drag me to a fucking porn convention? — Mariana Zapata