Luxuriant Cracked Quotes & Sayings

For seven and a half million years, Deep Thought computed and calculated, and in the end announced that the answer was in fact 42- and so another, even bigger, computer had to be built to find out what the actual question was. — Douglas Adams

That's how it'll go down. Those will be the last words of the last one left. I am human. — Rick Yancey

Things imagined are as real as things seen. — Marty Rubin

Society matters not so much. Words are everything. — Louis Auchincloss

I have always meticulously storyboarded my films from beginning to end. — Park Chan-wook

Are you going to argue with me?"
Beatrix tried to sound meek. "No, sir."
A slow smile crossed his face. "That was the worst attempt at obedience I've ever seen. — Lisa Kleypas

Aspen had shifted to fill a desperate place in my life. Not my boyfriend, not my friend, but my family. — Kiera Cass

They say you only have so many breaths in your lifetime, and I think disappointments might be the same. — Dorothea Benton Frank

When a person feels encouraged, he can face the impossible and overcome incredible adversity. — John C. Maxwell

Yet human experience and the practice of communication have shown throughout the ages that definitions are an illusion, like having a speech defect and trying to say love but unable to get the word out, or, better, having a tongue in one's head but unable to feel love. — Jose Saramago

Though all the daughters eventually succeeded in escaping from their families, they felt, even at this time of the interview (while in their 20s and 30s) that they would never be safe with their fathers, and that they would have to defend themselves as long as their fathers lived. — Judith Lewis Herman

We would be much worse without Christianity; but we wouldn't know it. — Joseph Sobran

One hears it a lot on airplanes:Make sure you have own mask on, before helping others with theirs. — Daniel Handler