Lusitanias Destroyer Quotes & Sayings

I'm like a stuffed toy. You've never met me, but if you did, you'd just want to take me home and put me in your child's room. — Richard Simmons

When I came here two nights ago, I swore to myself that I'd reduce you to a purring kitten, lapping creams from a bowl at my feet. — Amanda Bonilla

The best way to control cow and sheep is to give them a big grazing field. — Shunryu Suzuki

Thus, if armaments were curtailed without a secure peace and all countries disarmed proportionately, military security would have been in no way affected. — Ludwig Quidde

He who knows others is clever; He who knows himself has discernment. — Laozi

There are two apples, one is green and the other is red. Which apple would the wise man choose? The answer is: I'll take the one you didn't choose. You see, you are the fool here, because I poisoned the first apple! — Jarod Kintz