Luntsford Quotes & Sayings

When spies aren't in sewer tunnels, they're usually crawling through air ducts. I'm not sure exactly why this is. It makes you kind of wonder: Are spies just frustrated maintenance men? Is that what spies really want to be doing? Plumbing? Air conditioner repair? I fear the day that they follow their dream, lay down their laser-gun cigarette lighters, and pick up wrenches. Our country will be in great peril, though with fewer toilets backing up and more of our houses at a uniform sixty-eight degrees Fahrenheit. — M T Anderson

I distrust any advice that contains the words 'ought' or 'should'. — Tamora Pierce

In death the many become one; in life the one become many. — Rabindranath Tagore

Dhikr (remembrance of Allah) is to the heart as water is to a fish; see what happens to a fish when it is taken out of water — Ibn Taymiyyah

I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, 'Here, lady ... take your purse.' — Emo Philips