Lunchtime Funny Quotes & Sayings

After Natalie [Wood] and I got back from our honeymoon, I began The Hunters, with Robert Mitchum, directed by Dick Powell. I adored both of them. Powell was one of the great guys of all time, and Mitchum and I became fast friends. He insisted that I call him "Mother Mitchum." One day we cooked up a juvenile practical joke - we hired a girl to sit on a bench at lunchtime without any underpants on. We were in Arizona, at an Air Force base, and from the reaction you'd have thought the men of the United States Air Force had never seen a woman's private parts before. As word spread, we gradually brought the entire base to a halt. The fact that it was juvenile didn't make it any less funny; actually, it made it funnier. — Robert Wagner

Through windows,
in wishing wells,
whispering in the wind...
that's where I find you. — Jessica Kristie

I got the Weary Blues And I can't be satisfied. — Langston Hughes

Never, but never, go sneaking around in your own house at odds with some stranger. — Craig Johnson

I know guys in my hometown that drive by feel and sound. — Evel Knievel

I was excellent at English and Drama. Maths and Science I was terrible at. I didn't have any interest in them. I was happiest at lunchtime, playing with my friends. But I love science now, that's the funny thing. And I'd be so good at geography, as I've been fortunate enough to travel the world. — Peter Andre

I've been involved in something which was chaotic and insane. All I can say now is that I am, and intend to stay, a single man. — Sylvester Stallone

I'm a private victim of a peculiar household. — Anthony Horowitz

They have bad taste. I am not a good-looking guy. — Billie Joe Armstrong

If you will help run our government in the American way, then there will never be any danger of our government running America in the wrong way. — Omar N. Bradley

Children do not dwell on the ordinary harshness of life, even as they suffer through it. — Vahan Zanoyan

If this world isn't good enough for us then an afterlife won't be enough ... — Fanny Howe

A Kind Act can sometimes be as Powerful as A Sword — Rick Riordan

In brief, worldbuilding is different than setting in my opinion. Setting is a room. A backdrop. It's scenery. But without good worldbuilding, you can't have realistic feeling scenery. You can't have cool, unique backdrops for your story. — Patrick Rothfuss

When liberals say 'family', they mean 'Big Brother in Washington.' When we say 'family,' we mean 'honor thy father and mother.' — Ronald Reagan

Until lunchtime, he'd had no idea, really, what love was, but now he knew.
It made you happy, and it made you want to dance, and it made you feel funny.
But most of all, you knew you had someone you could trust.
Someone you could tell everything to. Absolutely everything. — John Saul