Luksusf Lden Quotes & Sayings

I'm ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands. — Ludacris

I have a theory that the only original things we ever do are mistakes. — Billy Joel

I have long argued that we need to reopen Alcatraz to house government criminals, and let tourists on excursion boats in San Francisco Bay pay to chum the water with meat with an expired sell-by date that would otherwise have to be discarded. — L. Neil Smith

I have found that I always learn more from my mistakes than from my successes. If you aren't making some mistakes, you aren't taking enough chances. — John Sculley

Plato's cave is full of freaks. — Jack Johnson

A lot of authors, judging by their list, will put anything out that they finish ... That's the worst model I've heard of in my life. It's just idiotic. Why wouldn't you just wait for the good ones? — Patrick DeWitt

The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale, — Boris Johnson

Everyone with any sense and experience in life would rather take his fellows one by one than in a crowd. Crowds are noisy, unreasonable and impatient. They can trample you easier than a single person can. And a crowd will never buy you lunch. — P. J. O'Rourke

Only those who obey can believe, and only those who believe can obey. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The lesion is in the area of my brain that is responsible for motor function, so I have continual chronic pain in my left arm from elbow to fingertips and the right side of my body from my ear to my breast area. — Karen Duffy

Would you save my soul tonight? — Jose N. Harris

The patterns of gratification are simple, and seem to fall into two patterns, the Great Bitch and the Poison Maiden. — Germaine Greer