Lughnasadh Blessings Quotes & Sayings

and I again turned through the magazine's first few pages, past the Guess Jeans ads and Eternity by Calvin Klein ads and pitches for Crisca clothes, filled with beautiful people imitating suffering; and then words came to me, words arrived in my mind, quickly and insistently, words representing the real sound of my feeling: The shot has been lost; the experiment has not been worth it; the species does not deserve to continue; it is much too late ...; I took a single step, and suddenly wanted to weep: — Evan Dara

How do you answer, "Daddy, why are you a stand-up chameleon?" or "Why don't dogs get the chicken pops?" When my son Jack was four, he pointed to a car antenna and said, "Look, Daddy, stick." I clarified: "Actually, that is an antenna." Jack then asked, "What's an antenna?" After realizing I had no idea how an antenna worked, I explained, "It's a ... stick. A metal stick. You nailed it, buddy." Even — Jim Gaffigan

The best way to watch Breaking Bad is in the fetal position, sobbing. — Aaron Paul

Oh good, they were yelling again. Dysfunctional didn't begin to cover it. — Bethany K. Lovell

I have several friends that have outlasted both of my marriages that are raising wonderful children together that have been together in gay unions for over 25 years. So they're doing a better job than I am! — Vanessa L. Williams

I worked at an all-black swimming pool in the east side of Wilmington, I was involved in what the Negroes, I mean, blacks were thinking, what they were feeling. — Joe Biden

You have to have downs in order to have ups. — Richard Ferguson

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. — Elizabeth Cady Stanton

History is not a toboggan slide, but a road to be reconsidered and even retraced — Gilbert K. Chesterton

And yet still I worried. I like being a person. I wanted to keep at it. Worry is yet another side effect of dying. — John Green

The impossible is justified by the fact that it occurred — Honore De Balzac

I am an atheist. — Hans Bethe

I tend to be rather inconsequential and trail off. — Edward Gorey

Unfortunately, the administration's plan is an ounce of cure for a pound of problems. — Charles Schumer