Lugaz Ne Quotes & Sayings

A guy's calling to say he's failing algebra II.
Just as a point of practice, I say, Kill yourself.
A woman calls and says her kids won't behave.
Without missing a beat, I tell her, Kill yourself.
A man calls to say his car won't start.
Kill yourself.
A woman calls to ask what time the late movie starts.
Kill yourself.
She asks, Isn't this 555-1327? Is this the Moorehouse CinePlex?
I say, Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. — Chuck Palahniuk

As if one could know the good a person is capable of, when one doesn't know the bad he might do. — Elias Canetti

Life often is a bucket of water sitting on a farmer's porch. Our choice is in the drinking. — Harley King

Be dramatically willing to focus on the customer at all costs, even at the cost of obsoleting your own stuff. — Scott Cook

The school of suffering never graduates any students, so ask God to teach to you the lessons He wants you to learn. — Warren W. Wiersbe