Lubricated Condums Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes the alternative to black and white isn't gray; it's, say, orange. — Alfie Kohn

It's clearly more fun to make the rules than to follow them. ~ Seth Godin — Seth Godin

I listen to instrumental jazz and bluegrass, but aside from my AM workout, I have no rituals. — David B. Coe

Each lost soul will be a hell unto itself, the boundless fire raging in its very vitals. — James Joyce

Do you really think you can just walk back in here and expect us all to cooperate after what you did?"

"Would it help at all if I said I was sorry? — E.J. Fisch

The raven red, on ruby pinions winging its way between the worlds, hears dead men singing. It scarce knows it strength, the price it scarce knows, but its power will arise and the Circle will close. — Kerstin Gier

Rosa Parks inspired many. She will not be forgotten. — John Shimkus

Some men, at the approach of a dispute, neigh like horses. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? — John Barrymore

There's nothing a man can do, that i can't do better and in heels — Ginger Rogers

John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right, President Bush can't name them either. — David Letterman

The tension between the harsh super-ego and the ego that is subjected to it, is called by us the sense of guilt; it expresses itself as a need for punishment. Civilization, therefore, obtains mastery over the individual's dangerous desire for aggression by weakening and disarming it and by setting up an agency within him to watch over it, like a garrison in a conquered city. — Sigmund Freud

Every pilot thinks they're the best pilot in the world. I think I'm the best pilot. — Gordon Bethune

The Tuatha De do not speak of Tuatha De matter to"
he gave her an icy sneer
"mere mortals."
"Well, mister-mere-mortal-yourself," she bristled right back at him, "maybe you'd better get used to it, because whether or not you like it, you need at least one of us 'mere mortals' to help you become a pompous-asshole-fairy-thing again."
He tried to maintain his icy stare, but his lips curved despite his efforts and he shook with silent laughter. A pompous-asshole-fairy-thing. The indignity of it. Had any of his race ever been called such a thing? Nothing cowed the woman. Nothing. "Point made, ky-lyrra," he said dryly.
-Gabrielle and Adam — Karen Marie Moning

The Winter we know has always been one of our own creation, a kingdom built on dreams. So you're right, Feige. We're all Children of the Thaw. Our own hybrid of the past and the future. — Sara Raasch