Lowered Expectations Mad Tv Quotes & Sayings

Dad himself used to tell a story about one time when Mother went off to fill a lecture engagement and left him in charge at home. When Mother returned, she asked him if everything had run smoothly.
Didn't have any trouble except with that one over there,' he replied. 'But a spanking brought him into line.'
Mother could handle any crisis without losing her composure.
That's not one of ours, dear,' she said. 'He belongs next door. — Frank B. Gilbreth Jr.

It's just like unraveling a tangle when you don't know where the knots are, and you don't know what the web looks like. But as you work on one section, it is connected to everything. — Kamailelauli'I Rafaelovich

With all the insolence she swallowed, it was a wonder her corsets still laced. Retort after rejoinder after sharp-edged remark: Why do you address me? What can I possibly have to say to a man who would split a pair of fives? Be quiet. Go to sleep. Go away. Come back when you have another erection. — Cecilia Grant

I saw a lot of that. It made me uncomfortable. He's been studying me. We don't just sit down and talk, he's actually studying me. It makes me a little uncomfortable being under that microscope. But I think Eric [Bana] immured himself wight he script and is doing what he needed to do — Ralph Sarchie

On the Internet, information from Indiana and India is equally cheap and easy to access. — Ethan Zuckerman

My eleventh commandment is to make sure I follow the first ten. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Lovers are made by a kiss. — Emile Zola

even after all these winters, I see you sitting there, perched at the edge of sunlight, feeling like the invitation of spring — Brian Andreas