Love Handles Funny Quotes & Sayings

Very well then, better a sane crook than a mad puritan. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Your plans are suicidal. At best. — Cassandra Clare

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson

Statistically speaking, tracking tended to diminish learning and boost inequality wherever it was tried. In general, the younger tracking happened, the worse the entire country did on PISA. There seemed to be some kind of ghetto effect: once kids were labeled and segregated into the lower track, their learning slowed down. — Amanda Ripley

I got a mother who's very strong after taking the whippings that she took from my father. — Missy Elliott

Empires die, like all of us dancers in the strobe-lit dark. See how the light needs shadows. — David Mitchell