Louth Recycling Quotes & Sayings

Every year it seems to me I hear complaints about spring. It is either "late" or "unusually cold," "abnormally dry" or "fantastically wet," for no one is ever willing to admit that there is no such thing as a normal spring. — Thalassa Cruso

A teen boy's wet dream, right here, right in front of him. Elliott closed his eyes, trying to reason with his raging erection, which argued, Come on, come on, it's been fifty years. — Joss Ware

Forget what you were, and look forward to what you could be. — Nicole Sager

If you want to make your mother happy, talk to her. If you want to make your father happy, listen. — John C. Maxwell

He was a soldier. He was a fucking veteran when it came to pillaging pussies. — Amelia Hutchins

She imagines herself as the long-dead Descartes, staring into his fireplace and building a world in his own mind. — Scott Westerfeld

I find it very stupid that teenagers could only see caricatures of teenagers but they couldn't see films that you try to be a truthful context, a truthful portrayal of teenagers. — Alfonso Cuaron

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women. — P. J. O'Rourke