Lourd De Veyra Funny Quotes & Sayings

Q: Who invented mayonnaise? A: Somebody with bad taste. — Barry Raspbody

I want you cool and regal, earthy and impertinent, spoiling for a fight and abashed at your own temper. I want you flushed with exertion and rosy with sleep. I want you teasing and provocative, somber and thoughtful. I want every emotion, every mood, every year in a lifetime to come. I want you beside me, to encourage and argue with me, to help me and let me help you. I want to be your champion and lover, your mentor and student. — Connie Brockway

Men of the world who value the Way all turn to books. But books are nothing more than words. Words have value; what is of value in words is meaning. Meaning has something it is pursuing, but the thing that it is pursuing cannot be put into words and handed down. The world values words and hands down books but, though the world values them, I do not think them worth valuing. What the world takes to be values is not real value. — Zhuangzi

Women found in me a man who could keep a love secret. — Osamu Dazai

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you? — Harland Williams

The word 'question' is derived from the Latin quaerere 'to seek,' which is the same root as the word for quest. A creative life is a continued quest, and good questions are useful guides. — Paul A. Kaufman

I've wondered why the famous congregate with each other. Perhaps it's to assure each other that they really are as important as they think they are. — Richard Paul Evans

Is not 'casual' labour the very secret and safety-valve of a safe and sound labour system generally?...In a complicated and commercial state constant employment at regular wages is impossible; while dole-supported unemployment, at anything like the wages of employment, is demoralizing to begin with and ruinous at its more or less quickly arriving end. — George Saintsbury

Some take advantage of natural resources to put the capital in the hands of the few, while some use these natural resources to benefit the majority, as we do in Bolivia. — Evo Morales

Knowledge falters when imagination clips its wings or fears to use them. — John Dewey

As a former mayor, I know that local governments must have control over land use decisions. — Elton Gallegly

Perhaps no place in any community is so totally democratic as the town library. The only entrance requirement is interest. — Claudia Alta Johnson

It's like people call me a rock star or this or that. And I go, 'Don't call me that. I don't think of myself in those terms. If you have to call me anything, call me a chameleon. — Meat Loaf

Even though the Bible is an ancient document, every person in every situation in every society that's ever existed can find in this book things that endure forever. Here's a book that never needs another edition. It never needs to be edited, never has to be updated, is never out of date or obsolete. It speaks to us as pointedly and directly as it ever has to anyone in any century since it was written. It's so pure that it lasts forever. — John F. MacArthur Jr.

Whenever there's something wrong with your writing, suspect that there's something wrong with your thinking. — Patricia T. O'Conner