Lotardo Quotes & Sayings

I love a man who doesn't let go of the leash, even when it leads him to ruin. — David Levithan

I'm a law-abiding man. That is, if there's any law to abide by. — Burl Ives

Hypocrite reader -- my fellow -- my brother! — Charles Baudelaire

Consider the fact that for 3.8 billion years, a period of time older than the Earth's mountains and rivers and oceans, every one of your forebears on both sides has been attractive enough to find a mate, healthy enough to reproduce, and sufficiently blessed by fate and circumstances to live long enough to do so — Bill Bryson

I will not rain on people's parades with unnecessary practicalities they can figure out for themselves. — Kylie Scott

Deadlines comes as a surprise ... superb: a new genre, in fact, combining the pleasures of list-making with that of last-minute eaves-dropping. — Alberto Manguel