Loony Bin Comedy Club Quotes & Sayings

I quite often feel that my greatest task as a father is to raise children who love what is good, true, and beautiful, and who are therefore aliens in this popular culture. — Rod Dreher

Worship comes from a thankful heart. — Chris Tomlin

Some bosses are so greedy (for themselves only) they forget underlings are not thirteenth-century peasants who can be satisfied with a glass of mead and three festivals a year. — Helen Gurley Brown

You strive all through your life, to get somewhere, to be something, Some One, to matter, to have this, to have that, fill up your life with possessions, bonds, connections and in the end, the greed is still there, one does not want to let go, not unless the great gods come down and say enough is enough, no more......till then all you want is one more day." - Frank Adams — Noorilhuda

I might have principles, but that doesn't mean I want to shop there — David Clark

Happiness is realizing that nothing is too important. — Antonio Gala

It's a free country." Inmates once bought this. That's why they're inmates. — Brian Spellman

You can create your own miracle, but you do it by never looking past all the little steps along the way. — Mikaela Shiffrin

My idea of a romantic night is to watch action films. — Corey Hart