Loonier Def Quotes & Sayings

Fred is staying with his mother these holidays. She's living in London for six months, in Chelsea, studying Georgian underwear at the National Art Library. It's a thesis, not a fetish. — Fiona Wood

Modern civilisation is complicated and artificial. Simple folk live in a world of love and peace. Let no one hate another or harm another. — Sivananda Saraswati

The good news is there's no devil. The bad news is there's no heaven. There's nothing. — Kerry Packer

Everything is perfect.
Everything is fine.
The rules of life are made up.
The rules only exist in your mind.
Of course there may be courtesies
And closures and laws to abide,
But the zeal with which you play
Relies on where YOU draw the line — Jason Mraz

You love him like a flower loves the sun. — Kiersten White

As a proud spokesperson for L'Oreal Paris, I have communicated the 'Because You're Worth It' message many times, and know firsthand how empowering it is to say and how empowering it feels. — Andie MacDowell

There are two things that I know for certain guys are good for: pushing swings and killing insects. — Carrie Fisher

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary — Richard Harkness

I'm a melting pot of frienship. — Ghost

You'd have to suit me first...and you do not. You must reform your ways, and you have not, and you must know me first, and you will not, and you must believe in love, and you cannot. — Gayle Eden

I would wear pink because I knew my future was anything but rosy. I would accessorize myself to the hilt, and I would wear flirty shoes because my world needed more beauty to counter all the ugliness in it. I would wear pink because I hated gray, I didn't deserve white, and I was sick of black. — Karen Marie Moning

Maybe He is taking you away from me

To remind me to

Stop building war zones

where castles belong. — Dua Yacoubi

Americans' preference for mediated experiences is obvious enough, and I'm not going to keep pounding it into the ground. I'm not even going to make snotty comments about it - after all, I was at Disney World as a paying customer. But it clearly relates to the colossal success of GUIs, and so I have to talk about it some. Disney does mediated experiences better than anyone. If they understood what OSes are, and why people use them, they could crush Microsoft in a year or two. — Neal Stephenson

Ivy would die for you, Rachel. Kisten won't. Put your emotions where they will keep you alive. — Kim Harrison

Its a toss-up when you decide to leave the beaten track. Many are called, few are chosen. — W. Somerset Maugham