Looneys Maple Lawn Quotes & Sayings

Why give you the cure when the disease makes money? — Talib Kweli

America is incredibly professional and corporate. — Noel Gallagher

I knew that drinking and doing stand-up was going to make me less of an effective comedian. And I just had a lot invested in wanting to be a really good comedian and so I stopped for that reason. — Greg Fitzsimmons

To slur "feminism" into "humanism" is to usurp women's voices once again, to make the singular feminine into the so-called universal masculine. — Gina Barreca

People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks. — John Kruk

Given the choice of living in Los Angeles or living in Sydney, I would choose Sydney. — Matthew Nable

When you live forever and don't age, it gives you time to hope — Laurell K. Hamilton

If one of you has seriously sinned, repent - now. It is not good to violate the commandments of the Lord. It is worse to do nothing about it. Sin is like cancer in the body. It will never heal itself. It will become progressively worse unless cured through the medicine of repentance. — Richard G. Scott

Lying next to him, feeling the steady rise and fall of his chest, hearing his slow shallow breathing - I knew. I knew if there was anyone I was capable of giving the remaining piece of my heart to, it was him.
It was Roman. — Katie Fox

I am the middle sister. The one in between. Not oldest, not youngest, not boldest, not nicest. I am the shade of gray, the glass half empty or full, depending on your view. In my life, there has been little that I have done first or better than the one preceding or following me. Of all of us, though, I am the only one who has been broken. — Sarah Dessen

Shrinking looked they like those who wade through a stream in winter; — Lao-Tzu

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. If all economists were laid end to end they would not reach a conclusion. — George Bernard Shaw

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. — Fran Lebowitz