Lonstein Jerry Quotes & Sayings

Can anybody tell me why reporters, in making mention of lady speakers, always consider it to be necessary to report, fully and firstly, the dresses worn by them? When John Jones or Senator Rouser frees his mind in public, we are left in painful ignorance of the color and fit of his pants, coat, necktie and vest - and worse still, the shape of his boots. This seems to me a great omission. — Fanny Fern

Cities are 2% of the earth's crust, but they are 50% of the world's population. — Carlo Ratti

We should keep our word even to the undeserving. — Publilius Syrus

The great thing about my two lives is I love them both. I'm very ambitious and nothing gets in the way of me practising and concentrating on winning golf tournaments. But then I come home and get back to normality. — Rory McIlroy

You have a dizzying intellect. — William Goldman

Come in, my dearFrom that harsh worldThat has rained elements of stoneUpon your tender face.Every soulShould receive a toast from usFor bravery! — Hafez

When one is dining with the devil himself," I mutter, "a vast amount of preparation is in order. — Aprilynne Pike

My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back. — Fred Allen

When you meet women, don't pretend to be anything that you're not. — Ralph Fiennes