Quotes & Sayings About Long Distance Relationships Funny

I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day. — Anna Paquin

I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost. — Brian Posehn

When you live by the demands and supply of life, your life becomes easily predictable. — Sunday Adelaja

I'm sad, but I'm laughing. — Alanis Morissette

From what I've seen, it isn't so much the act of asking that paralyzes us
it's what lies beneath: the fear of being vulnerable, the fear of rejection, the fear of looking needy or weak. The fear of being seen as a burdensome member of the community instead of a productive one.
It points, fundamentally, to our separation from one another. — Amanda Palmer

Who are you?' he asked suddenly.
I'm not sure,' replied the other. 'I rather think I am your long-lost brother.'
But I haven't got a brother,' objected Tommy.
It only shows how very long-lost I was,' replied his remarkable relative. 'But I assure you that, before they managed to long-loose me, I used to live in this house myself. — G.K. Chesterton