Long Distance Ddlg Quotes & Sayings

Nature herself has imprinted on the minds of all the idea of God — Marcus Tullius Cicero

I wish I could bottle the seductive look she gave me so I could sniff it when I jack off. — Tucker Max

The courageous man is the man who forces himself, in spite of his fear, to carry on. — George S. Patton

Experiment! Meet new people. That's better than any college education ... By adventuring; about, you become accustomed to the unexpected. The unexpected then becomes what it really is ... the inevitable. — Amelia Earhart

Can you please crawl out your window? Use your arms and your legs, it won't ruin you — Bob Dylan

The world is on fire, young man. As writers, it is only proper that we do what we can to warn people.
But in telling the truth to the world, don't lie to yourself. Write whatever you want. Tell the truth.
Just don't imagine that you are changing anything.
Like I said, people just want to have a good time.

-Snagglepuss — Mark Russell

More than anything I have learned that we are all frail people, vulnerable and wounded; it is just that some of us are more clever at concealing it than others! And of course the great joke is that it is O.K. to be frail and wounded because that is the way the almighty transcendent God made people. — Sheila Cassidy

John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit. — Craig Kilborn