Lonely Hearts Hotel Quotes & Sayings

Stand-up, for me, is really more of an addiction, so you have to feed the beast whenever you can. — John Oliver

We're going balls to the walls, guys. Our sneak and peak just turned inti a hostage rescue. — Melissa Cutler

I spend money on war because it is necessary, but to spend it on science, that is pleasant to me. This object costs no tears; it is an honour to humanity — George III

They ought to be gentle to their friends and dangerous to their enemies. — Plato

Somehow, while I wasn't looking, I fell. And I fell hard. — M. Leighton

Behold, x the Lamb of God, who y takes away the sin z of the world! — Anonymous

Happiness can be achieved through training the mind. — Dalai Lama

They become what they think. We will become [only] by [degrees]. — Swami Vivekananda

It is my prayer, it is my longing, that we may pass from this life together - a longing which shall never perish from the earth, but shall have place in the heart of every wife that loves, until the end of time; and it shall be called by my name. But if one of us must go first, it is my prayer that it shall be I; for he is strong, I am weak, I am not so necessary to him as he is to me - life without him would not be life; how could I endure it? This prayer is also immortal, and will not cease from being offered up while my race continues. I am the first wife; and in the last wife I shall be repeated. — Mark Twain

The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague. — Thomas Lennon

All of the sudden, my right leg caved in. I crumpled to the floor in pain. The doctor weren't sure I'd ever be able to play again ... and even if I did recover physically, the psychological scars of so traumatic an injury might never heal. — Wilt Chamberlain

We don't mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans. — Robert Mugabe

There is no such thing as constructive criticism. There is constructive advice, constructive guidance, constructive counsel, encouragement, suggestion, and instruction. Criticism, however, is not constructive but a destructive means of faultfinding that cripples all parties involved. Don't be fooled into thinking otherwise. — Richelle E. Goodrich