Lolcats Christmas Quotes & Sayings

Don't worry so much about 'not supposed to'. — Joanne Harris

We all know that Social Security is one of this country's greatest success stories in the 20th century. — Mitch McConnell

I don't handle creepy crawlers well. I had a spider problem at a house in Australia, and one of my female friends had to come rescue me from it. — Jai Courtney

Lorne finally said, Do the Blues Brothers thing. The response was amazing. People went nuts. — Steve Cropper

Sony is the only studio without broadcast relationships with the NFL. — Peter Landesman

I liked the way he handled himself in the kitchen. I like men who cook. Men who cook are generally good lovers. — Janice Dickinson

And so while the great ones depart to their dinner, the secretary stays, growing thinner and thinner, racking his brain to record and report what he thinks that they think that they ought to have thought. — Arthur Bryant

Madison Avenue is a very powerful aggression against private consciousness. A demand that you yield your private consciousness to public manipulation. — Marshall McLuhan

I used to practice cello while watching TV and films. I watched several complete TV series this way, including 'Lost' and 'The Wire.' As a kid, I'd read books while playing. — Joshua Roman

Magic: (n) The art of converting superstition into coin. — Ambrose Bierce