Lolcat Meme Quotes & Sayings

Don't kiss the floor, unless you want to put a ring on it — Emma Iadanza

We cling to our last pleasures as the tree clings to its last leaves. — Katherine Mansfield

When there are no consequences, being wrong is simply a diversion. — Ian McEwan

One of my maids forgot the fruit with my breakfast. I became a skunk and sprayed her. — Cynthia Hand

It is all a matter of time scale. An event that would be unthinkable in a hundred years may be inevitable in a hundred million. — Carl Sagan

And now to one side Gorgythion drooped his head and heavy helmet; He let it fall over like the bloom of a garden poppy, heavy with seed and the rains of spring. — Homer

Well, everything with being vegan and vegetarian is a really big commitment. You have to do what you feel is best and what you believe in and what your body is telling you that it needs. I really think everyone should do what's best for them, and what's best for me may not be best for someone else. — Lea Michele

There's a policy now of opening the doors to the outside world. — Hanoi Hannah

If your opponent dives on you, do not try to evade his onslaught, but fly to meet it. — Oswald Boelcke

Russia and China are very natural partners. We are neighbors with an immense common border. — Vladimir Putin

Maruman does not loll. — Isobelle Carmody

According to Lamarck, there was a force - the 'power of life' - that pushed organisms to become increasingly complex. — Elizabeth Kolbert

If we are to believe certain oracles of crafty political views, a little revolt is desirable from the point of view of power. System: revolt strengthens those governments which it does not overthrow. — Victor Hugo

No more running, no more half living, starving or fear. You have it better than me now, I think. — Patricia Hamill

People change spouses more often than they clean out closets. And every time they say, 'This is the one. This is the person I'm going to spend eternity with.' Then forty or fifty years go by and you're just sick of each other, utterly sick, and it's on to the next 'true love.' My question is what good is eternity if you are eternally falling in and out of love? — Rick Yancey